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Feel
A Sense of
Well-Being.
A time proven
way to help achieve it now:
Breathe Negative Oxygen Ions
from
a Comtech Research
Genuine Negative Ion Generator.
Not your ordinary ionizer.
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This is your brain on negative ions.
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well-being
wellbeing n : a contented state of
being happy and healthy
and prosperous
ela·tion
n. 1: an exhilarating psychological state of pride and optimism; an
absence of depression
2: a feeling of joy and pride
3: pathological euphoria sometimes accompanied by intense pleasure adj. elat·ed
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The Happy
Machine™
IG-133A Negative Ion Generator
OZONE-FREE
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No-Risk 60-Day Money-back Trial
Five-Year Warranty

The
Happy Machine produces large numbers of
energizing negative oxygen ions externally
(that is, out into the room away from the ionizer).
And
we include an ion detector with each unit to prove
it. What's so special about that?
Some products with the word
"Ion" in their brand name or product description
produce only negative ions internally,
and not enough negative ions exit the "negative ion
generator" and go out into the room. Some actually
generate positive ions, which make most people
irritable and depressed. Others produce ozone and
oxides of nitrogen.
| "Remember that feeling you've
experienced near a waterfall or high in the
mountains? Those are two places that thousands
of negative ions occur. They create an effect
on human biochemistry."
From the magazine Whole Self, Spring
1991, in article entitled "Ions and Consciousness".
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'Negatively charged molecules
of air, or negative ions, promote a sense of
well-being for people.'
Charles
Wallach, Consultant to the FDA |
"This
is my second purchase, I love them. ...after
a while my fiancee noticed a change in my mood
even using the `Happy Machine` (that's what
we call them) ... I love the product."
Mr. A.M., Woodside, NY |
"I
received the units and plugged them in
Friday, one here at work and one at home.
Already this weekend I had more energy and
got a lot done - much more than usual. I
slept more, but still accomplished more in
the time I was awake."
Mrs. B.D., Overland Park, KS |
"It
has only been three days since I received your
ionizer/dustgrabber and I am amazed. I have
always suffered from severe depression but amazingly
I am feeling well, better than I can remember.
I have used it in my computer room and find
I can work for hours, when I forget it I get
exhausted and confused. I now carry it around
the house with me from room to room ... Thank
you from the bottom of my heart."
Ms. X.V., Ellington, CT |
"I am POSITIVE
that these things work. I am a chemist ... I'm
sleeping better and have just a general feeling
of well-being. ... Thanks!"
Ms. J.T,
Oklahoma, in an e-mail to us |
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This is your brain on positive ions.
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depression
de·pres·sion
n: 1: a state of sadness, inactivity, difficulty with thinking and
concentration, a significant increase or decrease
in appetite and time spent sleeping, feelings
of dejection and hopelessness,
and sometimes suicidal thoughts.*
2: A mental state characterized by a pessimistic sense of inadequacy and
a despondent lack of activity.
High-density negative ions have been proven
to be just as effective a therapy as Prozac
at alleviating depression.*
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Our
ionizers are NOT
the same kind as the "Air Ionizers" reviewed in Consumer
Reports (May 2005).
These are harmless. They are not ozone generators, and
are genuine high-density (high output of negative
ions) negative ion generators.
Negative
Ions:
What are they?
Negative ions occur naturally
in the air and are produced by lightning, ocean surf
and waterfalls. There are also electrical devices called
'air ionizers' that produce negative air ions. Such
air ionizers have been used in the treatment of seasonal
winter depression
(SAD).
Technically, negative ions are
atoms or molecules of oxygen
(or carbon dioxide)
in the air that have gained an electron.
Feel Good Again.
Click here to order one now
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Other benefits: Negative ions drop allergens
from the air in your room.
Negative ionization of the air
does a superb job of eliminating most tiny particles that float
in the air. They are normally suspended in the air (even when
the air in the room seems calm) just by the normal convective
air currents. You've seen dust floating in a beam of sunlight
shining in the window, haven't you? Well, when an ionizer is
in operation in the room, you see very little (if any) of that.
It's really something to see. That is the reason they can help
people with allergies: they help remove dust, pollen, mold spores,
and other allergens from the air.
Because there is no fan (like in filter-type air filters or
room air purifiers), the dust on floors and tables is not stirred
up, and so the air in a room with a
negative ionizer in use can become exceedingly free of dust,
pollen, mold spores, and other allergens.
And, the air does not have to
pass through a filter or fan to be cleaned; the air throughout
the room is purified.
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How
long will it take to get your Happy Machine™?
Just click the map below to find out.

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* IN AN INDEPENDENT STUDY. NOT
A MEDICAL DEVICE. THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT
BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FDA. THESE PRODUCTS
ARE NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE,
OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE. THIS
WEB SITE IS
NOT INTENDED TO PRESCRIBE OR DIAGNOSE IN ANY WAY.
THOSE WHO HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS SHOULD SEEK
PROFESSIONAL HELP FROM A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL
OR OTHER QUALIFIED DOCTOR AND INFORM THEM OF
THIS. NEITHER THE AUTHORS
NOR THE OWNER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY DISPENSE MEDICAL
ADVICE OR PRESCRIBE THE USE OF THESE PRODUCTS
AS A FORM OF TREATMENT. WE ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY
IF YOU PRESCRIBE FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT YOUR
DOCTOR'S APPROVAL.
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